欢迎来到星沙英语网

愚人笑话|Did You Know Him?

来源:www.shenmubaoding.com 2025-07-21

At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his highschool alma mater(母校,校歌) . One of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a particular vice1 principal.

I sure was! answered the host. He's the biggest jerk I've ever met. Did you know him too?

Sort of, replied the guest. My mother married him last Saturday.


相关文章推荐

05

24

愚人笑话|Redneck Hotel

An older couple had lived together in the backwoods for over fifty years. To celebrate their fiftieth anniversary1, he t

05

24

愚人笑话|ID?

An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup1 truck on I-40 and says to the driver, Got any ID?The driver says, ' Bout2

04

17

愚人笑话|Room and board

A salesman sTOPped at a farmhouse1 one evening to ask for room and board for the night. The farmer told him there was no

04

17

愚人笑话|Fairytale

What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?A Northern fairytale begins Once upon1 a tim

03

24

愚人笑话|Teeth

What do you get when you have 32 rednecks in the same room? A full set1 of teeth.

03

24

愚人笑话|You Filthy Pigs

A farmer bought some breeding pigs, but after several weeks, not one was pregnant. He called the vet1 for help. Why don'

02

25

愚人笑话|Old Graveyard

Three rednecks, Bubba, Earl and Jeb, were stumbling home late one night and found themselves on the road that led past t

02

25

愚人笑话|Things You'll Never Hear At A

None for me, thanks. That Skoal will do a number on your teeth. Hey, shut up! I can't hear the race. Dating your own sis

01

29

愚人笑话|Joke: The Wild West

Back in the old Wild West, there were two blonde cowpokes, Jeff and Dave. One day, the two were enjoying a strong drink

01

29

愚人笑话|Joke: Bye Mom

This guy goes into a supermarket and this old lady is staring at him in a sad way. Through out the store the old lady is